
Low & Slow. Loud & Sarcastic.
Funny BBQ tees, sweatshirts and hoodies for pitmasters, grill dads and backyard smokers.

The Kitchen Scares Me
From $29.99$39.99

12 Hours Of Smoking
From $29.99$39.99

I Don't Need Therapy
From $29.99$39.99

The Brisket Isn't Ready
From $29.99$39.99

Meat Sweats Champion
From $29.99$39.99

Low And Slow Mornings
From $29.99$39.99

Head Of The Grill
From $29.99$39.99

Danger Dad Is Grilling
From $29.99$39.99

Professional Meat Babysitter
From $29.99$39.99

It's Not Burnt It's Bark
From $29.99$39.99

Yes I Need To Check My Meat
From $29.99$39.99

My Neighbors Smell Me First
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I Paused My Life For Brisket
From $29.99$39.99

Smoke Show
From $29.99$39.99

My Smoker Gets More Attention
From $29.99$39.99

Brisket Whisperer
From $29.99$39.99

Rated #1 Griller By Me
From $29.99$39.99

Ask Me About My Rub
From $29.99$39.99

Brisket Is My Love Language
From $29.99$39.99

Will Grill For Beer
From $29.99$39.99

Holy Smokes It's Brisket Day
From $29.99$39.99

Sorry I Was Watching Meat
From $29.99$39.99

Wood You Like Some Brisket
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Pork Butt Enthusiast
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About
Welcome to Smoke & Sarcasm, where the brisket is tender and the jokes are well done.
We make funny BBQ shirts, sweatshirts and hoodies for people who take their meat seriously and everything else not at all. Pitmasters, grill dads, weekend smokers, rib snobs and anyone who has ever said "it's almost ready" for three hours straight: this is your place.
Every design is printed on demand just for you, on soft and comfortable Gildan apparel, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste. Pick your favorite, pick your color, and wear it proudly at the next cookout. Or give it to the person who never lets anyone else touch the grill.
Why shop with us:
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- Free shipping on orders over $50, to any US address
- Original designs you won't find in big box stores
- Friendly support: write to us any time and a real person will answer
Questions about your order, sizing or a design idea? Email us and we'll get back to you within 1–2 business days.
Stay smoky.